sterekvibes

ben-c:

I’m back bitches

and lucky for you shits I get paid next week and have nothing to spend my money on so here ya go

let’s fuckin do this

please read this shit or u will prob miss smth important actually no u most likely wont its all v basic but im fucking funny so read it anyway

as always, if there’s an item you don’t want, or something you’d rather have, yes I will substitute unless I’ve already ordered the thing

alternatively, if there’s a thing you don’t want, you can opt to have it sent to someone else

ok anyway here we go with the list that’s always the same in every giveaway except if I don’t write it down ill get a million asks about it

fucking dumbass rules I shouldn’t have to write down:

  •  yes u have to follow me im building an army
  • reblogs and likes both count duh
  •  I’ll ship anywhere
  • giveaway blogs are fine I literally don’t care
  • reblog as much as you want once again, shockingly, I don’t care
  • if u have any questions feel free to ask me!!
  • but if they are already answered anywhere in this post I will probably give a frustrated sassy reply that will slightly offend u
  • be careful
  • I will sass u the fuck out
  • its what I do
  • its who I am

the things in the thing:

  • cool ass motherfucking vintage camera I found on sale look at this motherfucking thing holy shit
  • the 4th doctors scarfthis shit is 6 feet long I do not mess around let me tell you son
  • sherlock seasons 1-3 dvds (yes I can order in whatever region u want)
  • sherlock bag
  • tardis converse (yes of fucking course I will order them in custom size for the winner don’t even fucking ask)
  • doctor who charm necklace
  • A CLOCK WITH ALL THE DOCTORS ON IT THIS SHIT IS SO COOL DON’T EVEN PRETEND YOU DIDN’T GET AT LEAST A LIL EXCITED 50 YEARS OF TIME AND SPACE HAVE COME TOGETHER TO ALLOW THESE 12 DOCTORS TO BE ARRANGED INTO A PERFECT CLOCK SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • one of my favourite book trilogies hell yea look at this golden work of literature you can be fandomy and fucking cultured. (yes everyone who reads is cultured. it’s the law.)
  • SUPER CUTE ASS MATCHING MOON NECKLACE AND EARTH RING THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARENT EVEN BY THE SAME PERSON BUT THEY MATCH SO FUCKING WELL I HAD TO INCLUDE BOTH      

and as usual additional thingies:

  • if this gets 5k notes I’ll add a book of the winners choice
  •  if it gets 10k I’ll add any one season of a show of the winners choice on dvd/bluray
  • it if gets 25k I’ll add a gay ass painting of whatever the winner wants (keeping in mind that I cannot draw everything) (but I CAN draw gay porn) (eyyy)
  •  if it gets 50k I’ll add any item from thinkgeek.com that’s 25$ or less
  • if it gets 100k I’ll add 2 concert or play tickets to the live performance of the winners choice

yes the list is cumulative

no don’t ask me what cumulative is jesus christ just google it

do you know how many asks I always get about that shit

same with asking where I got certain items just reverse image search them omfg

why don’t you people ever use google it iS THERE FOR A REASON okay im sorry im done

ahem

okay

this is gonna end on july 1st because that is both my country and my dog’s birthday (we all know my dog takes precedence here)

good luck cuties

friendly reminder that you are wonderful and a lot of people love you probably

sterekvibes

ben-c:

I’m back bitches

and lucky for you shits I get paid next week and have nothing to spend my money on so here ya go

let’s fuckin do this

please read this shit or u will prob miss smth important actually no u most likely wont its all v basic but im fucking funny so read it anyway

as always, if there’s an item you don’t want, or something you’d rather have, yes I will substitute unless I’ve already ordered the thing

alternatively, if there’s a thing you don’t want, you can opt to have it sent to someone else

ok anyway here we go with the list that’s always the same in every giveaway except if I don’t write it down ill get a million asks about it

fucking dumbass rules I shouldn’t have to write down:

  •  yes u have to follow me im building an army
  • reblogs and likes both count duh
  •  I’ll ship anywhere
  • giveaway blogs are fine I literally don’t care
  • reblog as much as you want once again, shockingly, I don’t care
  • if u have any questions feel free to ask me!!
  • but if they are already answered anywhere in this post I will probably give a frustrated sassy reply that will slightly offend u
  • be careful
  • I will sass u the fuck out
  • its what I do
  • its who I am

the things in the thing:

  • cool ass motherfucking vintage camera I found on sale look at this motherfucking thing holy shit
  • the 4th doctors scarfthis shit is 6 feet long I do not mess around let me tell you son
  • sherlock seasons 1-3 dvds (yes I can order in whatever region u want)
  • sherlock bag
  • tardis converse (yes of fucking course I will order them in custom size for the winner don’t even fucking ask)
  • doctor who charm necklace
  • A CLOCK WITH ALL THE DOCTORS ON IT THIS SHIT IS SO COOL DON’T EVEN PRETEND YOU DIDN’T GET AT LEAST A LIL EXCITED 50 YEARS OF TIME AND SPACE HAVE COME TOGETHER TO ALLOW THESE 12 DOCTORS TO BE ARRANGED INTO A PERFECT CLOCK SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • one of my favourite book trilogies hell yea look at this golden work of literature you can be fandomy and fucking cultured. (yes everyone who reads is cultured. it’s the law.)
  • SUPER CUTE ASS MATCHING MOON NECKLACE AND EARTH RING THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARENT EVEN BY THE SAME PERSON BUT THEY MATCH SO FUCKING WELL I HAD TO INCLUDE BOTH      

and as usual additional thingies:

  • if this gets 5k notes I’ll add a book of the winners choice
  •  if it gets 10k I’ll add any one season of a show of the winners choice on dvd/bluray
  • it if gets 25k I’ll add a gay ass painting of whatever the winner wants (keeping in mind that I cannot draw everything) (but I CAN draw gay porn) (eyyy)
  •  if it gets 50k I’ll add any item from thinkgeek.com that’s 25$ or less
  • if it gets 100k I’ll add 2 concert or play tickets to the live performance of the winners choice

yes the list is cumulative

no don’t ask me what cumulative is jesus christ just google it

do you know how many asks I always get about that shit

same with asking where I got certain items just reverse image search them omfg

why don’t you people ever use google it iS THERE FOR A REASON okay im sorry im done

ahem

okay

this is gonna end on july 1st because that is both my country and my dog’s birthday (we all know my dog takes precedence here)

good luck cuties

friendly reminder that you are wonderful and a lot of people love you probably

sterekvibes

ben-c:

I’m back bitches

and lucky for you shits I get paid next week and have nothing to spend my money on so here ya go

let’s fuckin do this

please read this shit or u will prob miss smth important actually no u most likely wont its all v basic but im fucking funny so read it anyway

as always, if there’s an item you don’t want, or something you’d rather have, yes I will substitute unless I’ve already ordered the thing

alternatively, if there’s a thing you don’t want, you can opt to have it sent to someone else

ok anyway here we go with the list that’s always the same in every giveaway except if I don’t write it down ill get a million asks about it

fucking dumbass rules I shouldn’t have to write down:

  •  yes u have to follow me im building an army
  • reblogs and likes both count duh
  •  I’ll ship anywhere
  • giveaway blogs are fine I literally don’t care
  • reblog as much as you want once again, shockingly, I don’t care
  • if u have any questions feel free to ask me!!
  • but if they are already answered anywhere in this post I will probably give a frustrated sassy reply that will slightly offend u
  • be careful
  • I will sass u the fuck out
  • its what I do
  • its who I am

the things in the thing:

  • cool ass motherfucking vintage camera I found on sale look at this motherfucking thing holy shit
  • the 4th doctors scarfthis shit is 6 feet long I do not mess around let me tell you son
  • sherlock seasons 1-3 dvds (yes I can order in whatever region u want)
  • sherlock bag
  • tardis converse (yes of fucking course I will order them in custom size for the winner don’t even fucking ask)
  • doctor who charm necklace
  • A CLOCK WITH ALL THE DOCTORS ON IT THIS SHIT IS SO COOL DON’T EVEN PRETEND YOU DIDN’T GET AT LEAST A LIL EXCITED 50 YEARS OF TIME AND SPACE HAVE COME TOGETHER TO ALLOW THESE 12 DOCTORS TO BE ARRANGED INTO A PERFECT CLOCK SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • one of my favourite book trilogies hell yea look at this golden work of literature you can be fandomy and fucking cultured. (yes everyone who reads is cultured. it’s the law.)
  • SUPER CUTE ASS MATCHING MOON NECKLACE AND EARTH RING THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARENT EVEN BY THE SAME PERSON BUT THEY MATCH SO FUCKING WELL I HAD TO INCLUDE BOTH      

and as usual additional thingies:

  • if this gets 5k notes I’ll add a book of the winners choice
  •  if it gets 10k I’ll add any one season of a show of the winners choice on dvd/bluray
  • it if gets 25k I’ll add a gay ass painting of whatever the winner wants (keeping in mind that I cannot draw everything) (but I CAN draw gay porn) (eyyy)
  •  if it gets 50k I’ll add any item from thinkgeek.com that’s 25$ or less
  • if it gets 100k I’ll add 2 concert or play tickets to the live performance of the winners choice

yes the list is cumulative

no don’t ask me what cumulative is jesus christ just google it

do you know how many asks I always get about that shit

same with asking where I got certain items just reverse image search them omfg

why don’t you people ever use google it iS THERE FOR A REASON okay im sorry im done

ahem

okay

this is gonna end on july 1st because that is both my country and my dog’s birthday (we all know my dog takes precedence here)

good luck cuties

friendly reminder that you are wonderful and a lot of people love you probably

assassinkyra

fuck-benedict:

i hit 20k hella

things:

  • seasons 1-8 of supernatural
  • SHERlocked hoodie
  • cumberbitch shirt
  • doctor who charm bracelet (adipose, sontaran, cyberman, tardis, dalek, matt smith, fez, original logo)
  • supernatural charm necklace (salt, pentagram, silver bullet)
  • exploding tardis poster
  • sherlock graphic poster
  • tardis slippers
  • 5 kg jar of nutella

rules:

  • must be following me and this lovely blogger (yes i will check sry im building an army)
  • reblogs and likes count, duh
  • reblog as many times as u want idc go ahead and annoy ur followers w/e
  • giveaway blogs are fine idc what blog u use 
  • the hoodie/shirt/slippers will be ordered in w/e size u want
  • i will ship internationally, and no u dont have to pay shipping bc thats dumb
  • there will be one winner for everything
  • i’ll be using a random generator to choose said winner
  • if u win and don’t want some of the thing u can a) substitute something of equal value, or b) let the thing be given to another entrant (who will be chosen by random generator) (i won’t judge you if u choose to keep the thing) (i would) (then again i’m not a v nice person) (maybe don’t follow my example) (follow ur dreams) (don’t do drugs)
  • if u have a question obviously please ask it
  • unless said queston was answered somewhere in these rules
  • in which case i will publicly shame you
  • seriously you don’t understand how annoying that is
  • how hard can it possibly be to read 13 lines of text
  • ok 14 now
  • 15
  • ok i’m gonna stop sorry i’m kinda tired good luck with this ok

ALSO:

  • if this post gets 5k notes, i’ll buy the winner a CD/book of their choice (up to 25$ w/o shipping)
  • if it gets 10k, i’ll get them a shirt of their choice (up to 30$ w/o shipping)
  • if it get 25k i’ll make them a painting on a 2x2 canvas of whatever they want (within reason i mean i can’t paint anything) (but i can paint gay porn) (just a thought) (take it as you will)
  • if it gets 50k i’ll get them the first season of their favourite show on DVD
  • if it gets 100k i’ll get them 2 tickets to the concert of their choice***

yes, the list is accumulative.

and again, all shipping costs covered.

***if there aren’t any concerts that the winner currently desires tickets to, this offer will remain open to them until a concert they want to go to comes somewhere near them, OR they can choose to let a second winner have them (chosen by random generator)

ends april 9th because that’s my birthday and i’m hella conceited

assassinkyra

fuck-benedict:

i hit 20k hella

things:

  • seasons 1-8 of supernatural
  • SHERlocked hoodie
  • cumberbitch shirt
  • doctor who charm bracelet (adipose, sontaran, cyberman, tardis, dalek, matt smith, fez, original logo)
  • supernatural charm necklace (salt, pentagram, silver bullet)
  • exploding tardis poster
  • sherlock graphic poster
  • tardis slippers
  • 5 kg jar of nutella

rules:

  • must be following me and this lovely blogger (yes i will check sry im building an army)
  • reblogs and likes count, duh
  • reblog as many times as u want idc go ahead and annoy ur followers w/e
  • giveaway blogs are fine idc what blog u use 
  • the hoodie/shirt/slippers will be ordered in w/e size u want
  • i will ship internationally, and no u dont have to pay shipping bc thats dumb
  • there will be one winner for everything
  • i’ll be using a random generator to choose said winner
  • if u win and don’t want some of the thing u can a) substitute something of equal value, or b) let the thing be given to another entrant (who will be chosen by random generator) (i won’t judge you if u choose to keep the thing) (i would) (then again i’m not a v nice person) (maybe don’t follow my example) (follow ur dreams) (don’t do drugs)
  • if u have a question obviously please ask it
  • unless said queston was answered somewhere in these rules
  • in which case i will publicly shame you
  • seriously you don’t understand how annoying that is
  • how hard can it possibly be to read 13 lines of text
  • ok 14 now
  • 15
  • ok i’m gonna stop sorry i’m kinda tired good luck with this ok

ALSO:

  • if this post gets 5k notes, i’ll buy the winner a CD/book of their choice (up to 25$ w/o shipping)
  • if it gets 10k, i’ll get them a shirt of their choice (up to 30$ w/o shipping)
  • if it get 25k i’ll make them a painting on a 2x2 canvas of whatever they want (within reason i mean i can’t paint anything) (but i can paint gay porn) (just a thought) (take it as you will)
  • if it gets 50k i’ll get them the first season of their favourite show on DVD
  • if it gets 100k i’ll get them 2 tickets to the concert of their choice***

yes, the list is accumulative.

and again, all shipping costs covered.

***if there aren’t any concerts that the winner currently desires tickets to, this offer will remain open to them until a concert they want to go to comes somewhere near them, OR they can choose to let a second winner have them (chosen by random generator)

ends april 9th because that’s my birthday and i’m hella conceited

seeweedmermaid

thepluralisphoenixii:

oftheforest:

wittyusernamed:

Let us take a moment to observe the awesomeness of octopus.

My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopus’ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.

A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.

The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. That’s not just intelligence, that’s a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can be…

I, for one, welcome our new cephalopod overlords.

The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker.

pheenemo
hateme-mylove:

yelyahwilliams:

strangeparking:

strangeparking:

veil-village:

cold-hearted-princess:

hidden-and-distraught:

strangeparking:

Okay I’m going to be honest with you guys, this my fiancee, Nicole. Me and Nicole run this blog together. She is pregnant with my little boy/girl. I think she looks absolutely stunning in this picture. But despite her trying her best to accept compliments and pretend she believes it the truth is she really doesn’t. She tried to commit suicide about a month ago and she has done such a great job recovering and I am so proud of her. She gets visibly upset when people post selfies that get thousands of notes while her pictures usually get no more than a couple of notes, she’s told me about it herself, she wishes she could be one of them. She is gone now, out for the whole day with her dad. It would mean the entire world to me if maybe some of you could reblog this to give her the admiration that she deserves, look at her, she is beautiful, reblogging her picture won’t ruin your blog I promise. But it will mean the whole world to her. I don’t have a certain goal in mind, or a specific number that would mean everything to her, to be honest I really don’t think this will work. But if it does, thank you, please help me do this for her, she deserves it.

her eyes are absolutely perfect

She is gorgeous

Can we at least get this to 50,000?

If only…I don’t think that’s even possible tbh, but if anyone deserves it, it sure is my girl.

wow.

Love dem freckles

Wish I was that pretty

hateme-mylove:

yelyahwilliams:

strangeparking:

strangeparking:

veil-village:

cold-hearted-princess:

hidden-and-distraught:

strangeparking:

Okay I’m going to be honest with you guys, this my fiancee, Nicole. Me and Nicole run this blog together. She is pregnant with my little boy/girl. I think she looks absolutely stunning in this picture. But despite her trying her best to accept compliments and pretend she believes it the truth is she really doesn’t. She tried to commit suicide about a month ago and she has done such a great job recovering and I am so proud of her. She gets visibly upset when people post selfies that get thousands of notes while her pictures usually get no more than a couple of notes, she’s told me about it herself, she wishes she could be one of them. She is gone now, out for the whole day with her dad. It would mean the entire world to me if maybe some of you could reblog this to give her the admiration that she deserves, look at her, she is beautiful, reblogging her picture won’t ruin your blog I promise. But it will mean the whole world to her. I don’t have a certain goal in mind, or a specific number that would mean everything to her, to be honest I really don’t think this will work. But if it does, thank you, please help me do this for her, she deserves it.

her eyes are absolutely perfect

She is gorgeous

Can we at least get this to 50,000?

If only…I don’t think that’s even possible tbh, but if anyone deserves it, it sure is my girl.

wow.

Love dem freckles

Wish I was that pretty